No no no, the trailer itself is not 3d. The movie is titled Piranha 3D. Although it would be awesome if a 3D trailer was made. I think we have a pair of 3D sun glasses in our homes that was swiped from our local theater or theme park. Well, I do at least.

So Piranha 3D is the 3rd installment in the Piranha series. This sequel isn’t taking it self seriously by any means, which is a great thing because the campyness is what makes this movie look so appealing.

I am still waiting for my super campy ‘The Kraken!’ movie to be made, but I have a feeling Piranha 3D will be a nice fill in that will have some reply value. Even better yet, a sequel titled “Kraken vs Mega Piranha”. Yeah, that would be sweet.

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M. Night Shyamalan was saving some good stuff for this apparent “last” trailer. Although I am betting we will see a few TV spots with seconds of new footage coming out sooner or later.  This latest trailer is dare I say… epic? I don’t like to use that word, but the action sequences in this trailer have me giddy like a school girl driving to the mall to get her jr. prom dress. Wow, that was too descriptive. Eerrrr…. just watch the trailer!

Trailer in the full post.

Although I don’t technically know what this trailer’s dialogue is saying, I know one thing; it’s speaking the language of ass kicking. Mutant Girl Squad doesn’t do much to separate itself from the rest of the movies in its genre, but that is fine. I still enjoy them all the same. Some of the effects in this trailer actually caught me off guard. Specifically the girl whose hand transforms into some weird mutant monster hand.

To get an idea at the insanity this film contains, read the synopsis first. This will at least give you some understanding of WHAT THE EFF is going on in this movie trailer.

Mutant Girl Squad Synopsis

“Rin, a bullied teenager discovers her arm has mutated into a razor-sharp weapon on her 16th birthday. A shadow government organization immediately begins hunting her down, slaughtering her parents in the process, but Rin is saved in the nick of time by a super-powered being called ‘Hiruko’. Soon, mutants from all over Japan are gathered together and begin militant training to overthrow the government. Meanwhile, Rin is fitted with a special iron mask and begins her life as a ‘battle girl’, utilizing both her mutant powers and acrobatic abilities to fight against mutant-hunting special forces. ~ shocktillyoudrop”

Trailer is in the full post.

It begins again! Hush to the moaners and groaners out there! My momma likes these movies, so you be disrespectin my momma! You think she likes watching all these weird Asian exploitation movie trailers that are filled with gratuitous amounts of blood and fan boy peddling? But she bares with it, ok!

This one goes out to you momma. I put my head on the block so you can watch werewolves take out hipster vampires and the struggle of a girl choosing between necrophilia or bestiality. Oooohh, thrilling!

Trailer and synopsis in the full post.

There are a few things in this movie trailer for John Rabe that make it stand out to me. It doesn’t have that old war movie cliche feeling to me. Something fresh, something new. Also, Steve Buscemi is in it. Yeah, now you want to watch the trailer, don’t you?

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There was a good half decade where mainstream America seemed to be getting back into the classic foreign martial arts genre. The flames we ignited by the spark of Crouching Tiger, and the fires blazed on for many years, but in looking at the theater now a days, I have yet to see a decent martial arts flick make as big of a splash as Crouching Tiger did. But the silver lining to this story is that these movies keep getting made. And if we get lucky enough, one just might be as awesome as Crouching Tiger was.

I am getting a hint of that with this movie trailer forReign Of Assassins. It even stars Crouching Tiger actress Michelle Yeoh. Shit, even some of the scenes in the trailer look like Crouching Tiger. That COULD be a bad thing, but just watch the trailer, and see if you get the same good vibes that I do.

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It was an odd chain of events that lead me to find the trailer for this movie. Up until now, I had never knew of it’s existence. I was simply watching the trailer for Zack Snyder’s Legend of the Guardians, which I knew had the music of 30 Seconds To Mars in the trailer, so I quick wiki’d the band and decided to check up on 30 Second To Mars front man, Jared Leto, to see what was coming up in his acting career. This movie is what turned up. The trailer is captivating with a sort of mix between Tim Burton’s ‘Big Fish’ and Michel Gondry’s ‘Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind’.

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